It's all Hiddles, all the time. What can I say? I'm a sucker for rhyme.
how to seduce a boy:
Step 1: look deep into his eyes
Step 2: smile a little
Step 3: bite your lip
Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear
Step 5: “hail hydra”
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?